Court sets price for punching Men of God

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BY any chance, has your Man of God sold you fake miracle water, swindled you out of your late husband’s pension or perhaps enjoyed the goodies under your skirt on false promises that he will arrange for you a trip to heaven?

Then, today’s judgment in the Lusaka Magistrates Court should come as Good News to you as you can discipline him at a minimal fee.

According to a land mark judgment in the Lusaka Magistrates Court, kicking and punching the Holy Spirit out of your Man of God will cost you a mere K2500.

Passing judgment in a case in which a 62-year-old Grandpa of Kalingalinga Compound Mike Tysoned and Jet Leed his Anglican Church Priest Boniface Baleni on November 22, 2020, the court has ruled that Grandpa Renard Mwale must pay the priest K2,500 or stay in jail for 9 months.

Grandpa Mwale last year shot to stardom and grabbed news headlines after in commando style he raided the pulpit where Priest Baleni was sharing the Good News and converted him into a punching bag.

When the priest managed to run to his vehicle, Grandpa Mwale chased after him and dared him to come out of the car so that he could receive some more mature punches and slaps.

From that painful ordeal, Priest Baleni has minted a mere K2, 500.

Kalemba December 1, 2021

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