A SALACIOUS Kopala queen of Kitwe’s Kamitondo Shanty Compound has left a cheating married man of Bulangililo area swimming in a pool of regret with a paralysed instrument of power after he failed to pay for the three nights he spent with her.
The Kitwe Subordinate Court heard that on a lazy Sunday night around 22:00 hours last month, 49 year old Godfrey Musonda went to Buchi-Kamitondo komboni for a drinking spree when he fell in love with a 26 year old female gangster, Rhodah Mwila.
In just four hours, around 02 the same night, the duo decided to go and spend a night together at Rhodah’s house, where it was agreed that the man would pay a K750 for one night.
However, when it was time to go home the next day, Musonda could not resist leaving Rhodah’s sweet and warm garden just for a night and asked for two more nights to continue using his reproductive machine to plough her.
In those three nights, Musonda would tell Rhodah the sweetest of words, stating that even on a day she was paying her red monthly woman bills, he could still swim in them.
Like a devastated farmer during the 2024 drought, Musonda passionately and vehemently continued irrigating Rhodah’s sweet garden with his pumping cane for three days.
The 49 year old man finally realised that despite his cooking stick responding more favourably to Rhodah’s pot of honey than that of his wife, he still had to go back home to his chitenge wearing wife and leave the one who slept with a Garden of Eden suit in bed where it was easy to insert his irrigating organ.
Having mistaken the lady’s bedroom services for a free University of Zambia meal allowance re-introduced by the current administration, Musonda thought he could leave without paying.
When asked for the money, he said he had none on him and that’s how the two Bemba champs started exchanging Chishimba Kambwili proverbs against each other.
Like a Chalala resident who has had uninterrupted power for a whole day, Musonda got the shock of his life when the female Kopala commander started pulling his testicles and peeled off his scrotum, rendering his biological eggs down there exposed.
Despite having a well shaved and sparkling groan area which shone brighter than the head of slain rapper Tupac Shakur, Musonda screamed as his testicles were being pulled, much to the shock of Rhodah’s landlady who just heard the man shouting ‘Nichani, nichani’ and ran to ‘pandura’ the door to save him.
After the fight, Musonda rushed to the police and later went to the Kitwe Teaching Hospital with a blood oozing manhood, such that even as you read this, he is still nursing wounds and going for review.
Rhodah was later arrested and charged with the offence of Assault Occasioning Actual Bodily Harm.
Yesterday, in court, Rhodah pleaded guilty to the charge.
Magistrate Mercy Mugala sentenced her to five years simple imprisonment as the man now has a dysfunctional manhood.
By Catherine Pule
Picture caption: Rhodah Mwila the day she was dragged to court by her ‘driling lover.’
Kalemba, December 11, 20
