Bad tempered hippo mauls Chirundu man

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A HUGE Zambezi River hippo with a temper of a steam engine has attacked a man of Chirundu District leaving him with huge blood-letting puncture wounds on every part of his body imaginable.
 
According to sources close to the matter, the hippo and its calf were lazing around the banks of the Zambezi River grazing near a pool of water on the Zambezi where they reside.
 
By sheer misfortune of misplaced adventure, a local man, Stallone Chileshe of Chirundu’s Gabon Compound, trespassed into the hippo’s territory so that he could gaze upon the bulky juicy body of the mammal with its young.
 
However, probably not wanting to end up on Facebook like the Mukuni Lions, the herbivorous animal gave up on eating grass and instead charged at Chileshe, bashing him and using its long teeth, made a quick work of him.
 
As per police sources, Chileshe is admitted to Chirundu’s Mtendere Mission Hospital with severe puncture wounds, notably, in his armpits.
 
Meanwhile, police together with officers from the Department of National Parks and Wildlife were able to observe traces of the hippopotamus at the scene although no decision has been taken on the fate of the hippo.
 
CAPTION: File photo for illustration
 
Kalemba January 13, 2023
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