ALL hell broke loose as violent and dramatic commotion complete with a soundtrack of insults erupted at one of the adultery venues operating as a lodge in Lusaka’s Matero Township.
This was after a long-serving girlfriend caught her married lover red-handed, enjoying the flesh of another sidechick.
According to witness accounts, after attending burial of a fellow trader’s child at Chunga Cemetery, Steven Phiri a 49-year old married man of Garden House area and another female mourner decided to go and console each other behind the closed doors of a nearby lodge.
However, unknown to the couple was that Phiri’s suspicious sidechick who had diligently served him for nine long years had stealthily trailed them.
Once the two locked themselves inside, Bridget Muluba aged 43 went close to the room and was surprised to hear the sounds escaping the air vents of the room were those of pleasure rather than sorrow.
After bursting the door open, Bridget’s suspicions were confirmed true, her married lover and his partner were not at the lodge to mourn but to moan from sexual delight.
After barging in on the two, what was to follow was a violent cat fight of hair-pulling, slapping, pinching and biting between Bridget and her rival only identified as Amake Naomi.
The midday brawl even provided other adulterers at the lodge some break from their sinful activities as they suspended their own activities and poured out of rooms to witness the drama.
Unable to endure the beating any longer, Amake Naomi fled the scene half dressed after which Bridget turned to her cheating lover and demanded that he hands her the money he intended to pay for the room.
When he refused her request, Bridget went to his trading place in the market and announced to everyone that she had caught him having sex with a married woman.
To teach Bridget to keep her big mouth shut, Phiri sued her for defamation in the Lusaka Boma Local saying she had greatly embarrassed him by announcing to the world that he was a cassanova who was sleeping with a married woman.
Phiri complained that because of Bridget’s big mouth, his wife at home had even started losing weight because of overthinking.
But in her defence, Bridget swore by the 20 per cent NAPSA partial withdrawal that there was no way she would allow Phiri to have another sidechick after servicing him for nine long years and even bearing him a child whose now aged five.
She told the court that she regarded herself a deputy wife and would do everything in her power to prevent another another woman joining the entanglement.
On the strength of Bridget’s testimony, Senior Local Court Magistrate Mpundu Mwape Fwambo dismissed Phiri’s claim of defamation saying a married man with not one but two sidechicks was indeed a cassanova.
By Buumba Mwitumwa
Kalemba April 26, 2023
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