When the kingdom was in turmoil, civil servants put their heads together to replace the good and extravagant czar with a new hyperactive and fiscally disciplined emperor. They convinced 2.8 million commoners by promising cheap fertilizer, free medicines, and universal education. To kick-start the new dons on the block, a certain Karma called Kangwa was appointed as a secret ally to the car bonnet: a vault of precious minerals.
Karma called for a debut meeting of all senior servants at a plush conference center built by the former kaiser but commissioned by the new emperor. Aggrieved that he was the only beneficiary from the vanquished 1.8 million, no one turned up for the ill-fated indaba.
A post-mortem for the dearth of participants ensured to rule out food poisoning. When the trolley was wheeled in, it was emblazoned top secret. Luckily, a potter attached a secret transmitter for binoculars, and another dog watching outside.
Summary of clinical history: the patients are long-serving kingdom servants with grievances. They connived to frustrate kingdom works by neglecting to distribute fertilizer to beneficiaries. Some discouraged transporters claiming the overly expensive farming inputs were a de-campaign ploy. They also had apprehensions over a rumor that dismissals in the national interest were an active volcano.
Clinical pathological correlation: the most significant finding was that monthly fuel price machinations and load shedding were becoming unbearable. Headaches and related cranial sufferings were rampant with medicines in short supply due to bungled procurements. Mental illness was on the rise because of single-digit inflation versus cost of living and the Kwacha Dollar rate insistence to graduate from teen to adulthood.
Summary and reflections: (As told to the public) we are here to get a summary of the specialized surgical procedure to determine the cause and manner for the dearth of participants at a meeting called by Karma: the cause of the hypercoagulability state is undetermined but inherited from the previous regime (The Same Civil Servants).
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