Banana and Sausage Cops By Godfrey Chitalu

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Like most low secret agents, Inspector Banana had acquired a reputation as a tough and incorruptible cop who ostensibly lived by the rule. The only hiccup was that she behaved like a spoiled monkey in a banana plantation. It was therefore unsurprising that when her subordinates cornered a criminal, she was busy playing with bananas while they danced pelete from the gun totting ex-convict.
 
Ironically, the entire Russian trained crew did not even realize that they were out maneuvered by one hard core Ukrainian criminal. Like Ethiopian pilots, they only became serious after overrunning the runway: grim faced but alert and with guns from their holsters they viewed their horrible experience on a large screen TV in their Digital Entertainment Center (DEC). Out of nausea, a command was spewed that Inspector Sausage was behind their scampering: the kingdom, not amused at the Aghast Closed Circuit (ACC) is now calling for new conscripts.
 
The diminutive Inspector Sausage was a multi badged illustrious cop, whose national interest chop barely affected her income. From trigger happy business and that of sausage cravings, she invested in a fleet of state of the art buses. Unfortunately her spat with Inspector Banana is getting ugly for both winners and losers. Already proprietor, Serve Ender of the Unique Buses of Zango is talking kusogolo: typically Zango Forward!
 
While Banana and her erstwhile companion Sausage are at each other’s throats, a “sensuous sense us” is taking place. Youngsters who neither knew how to count nor possess sense were craftily empowered with tablet sensors to go round sensing who stays where. Most were recommended through Direct Cravings (DC) of top notch apolitical civil servants at the expense of their tech savvy commoners. This type of craving unlike that of sausages is normal and can’t be equated to corrupt practices!
 
Readers forgive me for ending the write up prematurely. Our market is on fire and I can hear animated discussions outside. My thinking is that since this has happened close to a by election caused by unguarded donations, we might as well benefit from unguarded one pin compensations. Yes a new dawn has come: the blue tit wakes from sleep while our valley is still enjoying electoral darkness, forlornly crying bazakambila kusogolo!
 
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