Easterners Dump Mice for Hungry Lion

AFTER undergoing an intensive online course in Hungry Lion Etiquette, Chipata residents have prepared their taste buds to dump their main delicacy – mice (Mbeba) for a side chick that comes in a red packet.
The first Hungry Lion outlet in Chipata, Eastern Province has been officially opened with scores of people present to witness the ‘Big Bite’ event.
Before the event, All hell broke loose as scores of ‘wise men’ who came from the East were set to fulfill Arnold Schwarzenegger famous quote “I will be back” to witness if truly a sumptuous meal of mice can be replaced by a Big Bite, such as the likes of renowned Lawyer Dickson Jere who posted in anticipation of the big event.
The online tutors – comprising mostly of Ntolelefye (I have just picked it) clique, who spared no time in becoming professors to provide online lessons for the Chipata residents whose transportation rarely starts without a two legged body with a chain in between.
The lessons comprised of topics such as how to park both bicycles and cars, how to queue, how to be patient, how to order, how to wait, how to collect, and how to eat.
Officiating the event, Chipata Mayor George Mwanza disclosed that the advent of Hungry lion in the area will bring many opportunities for farmers who produce potatoes and Chickens
Mwanza added that Hungry Lion management also made an assurance of employing the local youth in their stores.
Meanwhile some sections of social media were debating on whether Hungry Lion should maintain an ordinary bin or just recycling bins for used packs. This is because some resident maybe highly skilled individuals that process bones to mince.
The keyboard warriors are also expectant of a Big Bite Banda after Nine months from today.
By Moses Makwaya


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