A man of Lusaka is undergoing the shock of his life when he discovered that his wife of 10 years was nothing more than a domesticated prostitute with no pinch of shame.
Confused by his wife’s cheating, distraught husband Perceva Ngoma revealed the matter to Magistrate Bertha Zulu of the Lusaka Boma Local Court after his wife sued him for divorce saying he was too weak a man who threatened to kill himself.
In his testimony, Ngoma cried to the court that he married Lozaria Simmunza, aged 33 after paying 30,000 about 10 years ago but started suspecting her of cheating after she would send him ‘strange’ romantic text messages which sounded a every bit like a reply to a message he never sent.
When confronted with over the said weird sms, Lozaria would claim that indeed she meant them for him despite their not having any previous conversation requiring a romantic text reply.
But ignoring the texts only caused the filth of adultery to pile up like garbage as Soweto Market.
In no time, Lozaria upgraded from mere texts to having sex with her partner in adultery.
But as the devil and his minions were adding firewood for a hell to welcome Lozaria in the afterlife, she went a step further and conceived a child outside marriage from her adulterous misadventures.
And when asked by the court why she had abandoned her vow of marital chastity to become a candidate for Sodom and Gomorrah, Lozaria started cooking the old boring cheating wife Rabbit-slapped-a-Hippo stories.
With a straight face devoid of shame, Lozaria proudly told the court that, yes, she cheated on her husband and conceived from the sin.
To top it up all, she added that she didn’t need Ngoma especially that she now had a job with Zambia Army and Ngoma was a weak bag of emotions who threatened to dispatch himself from earth whenever they differed.
Noting that the Zambia Army payslip plus the new skill of adultery was beyond control, the court divorced the couple and ordered Ngoma to maintain the two children with an K800 payment per month.
By Buumba Mwitumwa
Kalemba May 17, 2023
