Doomsters, Doubters and Gloomsters

Despite ushering in a new progressive government, the nation was overtaken by a dangerous disease called DDG syndrome. Doomsters, doubters and gloomsters had not only taken over social media but were also seen coercing yellow, green and red booth operators to demonstrate. The contention was that Gary Kasparov had stirred a hornet’s nest by supplanting all booths from otherwise chaotic, ancient and dirty Cecil roads.

Accustomed to dirty streets, uncouth vendors, DIY toilets and haphazardly mounted mobile money booths, the nation was just learning normalcy. When all booths were uprooted by the up and down governing party, named after their up and down review of fuel prices, all hell broke loose. Political parties that got sean votes during the previous elections suddenly claimed ownership of booths and their operators.

Claiming to have patented the color, the Socialists with a feeble mallet hammer and broken sickle, double claimed red booths as theirs. The Titanic Patriots insured their luck on all poorly constructed leaking green booths. Heritage, Democrats and other one man parties collectively assumed that yellow was part of their manifestos.

Few days before the much hyped picketing, a think tank trio of Gary Kasparov, Comical Taboo and Corn Areas, in a fit of ingenuity sought out a solution and found it. 30,496 booth operators were instantly offered employment and posted to all corners of the nation.

Spokesperson Choose Cassandra, whose name means the one who shines and excels over men advised the newly employed to also act as praise singers.

Today three presidents from hoposition, named after hopoless and one harmbassador are demonstrating on Cecil road. Carrying “we need promised jobs” placards, the quartet is surely missing its 30,000 supporters who have defected. How can they demonstrate when they are on the way to collect pay slips? If Comical Taboo has his way, the other anticipated viva by nurses might just go to the wire with another ten pin employed.

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